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The Worst Coffee I’ve Ever Tasted

If I don’t get up in the morning and have my coffee - forget it for the rest of the day.  And, that’s not including the treats of coffee I like while I’m in work mode throughout the day.  Yes, I see the dentist regularly, just to make sure my teeth stay white.  :)

But, recently, I’ve been having major issues with my coffee.  I decided to get the ‘cheap kind’ from the store, just to save an extra couple of bucks.  Not to complain about the best drink in the universe, but coffee is getting expensive to buy, and it is getting hard to afford.

My warning to you - never get the cheap stuff.  It’s bland, it doesn’t have a strength to it, and there are rings around my cup of coffee that didn’t turn into coffee.  I’ve never tasted anything so awful!  I have some friends that call it brown water… and I definitely agree.  Not only with it being brown water, but also with all of the implications that come with it being brown water.

If you ever get stuck in a traumatic situation, such as having bad coffee, you can brace yourself until you get through the can and try to make it a little better.  The first thing you have to do is get a stirring spoon - the big kind.  For 6 cups of coffee, put at least 4 of the spoons in.  That will make it taste normal.  The second thing to do is make sure that your sugar is super good - and your creamer. It will make up for the bland taste and will allow the coffee to ‘pretend’ that it is okay.

But really, your best bet is to pay the extra #2 in order to get something that is worth drinking.  It could save you from a bad morning situation.

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